My Mom's Car

So I went home this weekend and when I got to my parents's house my mom was standing on the front porch blowing bubbles. My mom really loves bubbles. She is kind of a quirky lady. The front door had also been COLORED ON. There was a big tulip and above that it said "Congrats Nayland!" What a welcome. I asked her what she was doing. She told me that she was getting ready to buy a car. I thought this was interesting since she has not had a running car for a few years now. Sure enough, though, a few minutes later her friend Marco drove up to the in a white 1977 Chrysler NewYorker Brougham Regis Coupe! I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Upon closer inspection I really became amused. The vinyl top is brand new. The chrome grill is brand new, and so is the chrome exhaust and the chrome rims. The interier is purple and green faux velvet. Everything works electronically including the locks, which by the way are chrome COBRA HEADS! The gas cap is found behind the back lisence plate. This car is actually cool. It is longer than my dad's company truck and is so loud when revved. My mom got this funny car for only $500! It was a really funny start to a pretty great weekend.

Little Dogs

I really like dogs. I think that they have souls and we get to see them in the afterlife. I have owned a couple dogs and they make great friends. I had a collie/chow that was named Bandit. He was so great. I also had a border collie named Wally. He was a stray that my mom adopted and we really loved him too. So I got really excited when my roommate told me he was getting a dog. He went to the shelter and picked out this "cute" little pomeranian/papillon black thing that looks like a cat. He named it Diggy. As in Rev. Run's youngest son. I think my other roommate came up with his last name which is Jones. Don't get me wrong. I like Diggy Jones, heck I even got him a damned Christmas present, but he is REALLY annoying. When I wake up in the morning, it barks and growls at me and I get pissed because it KNOWS I live there! It is just being a little fucker. When you play fetch with him, he gets all jacked up and goes after the ball but then he will not give it back to you. He comes up to you with the ball and acts like he wants to give it to you but then he growls and snarls and gets all pissed. It also has "accidents" often in the house. Diggy has destroyed the blinds in the front room by biting them. He loves to knock over trash cans, and his favorite place to pee is on the carpet in my room, (which until this week didnt have a door that would close unless I jammed a sock in the door frame).

Overall the dog is not that bad, but sometimes I just wish he was a little smarter and a little nicer. When he is chillin out he is a really cool dog, but if more than two people are there he spazzes out and demands attention. In the grand scheme of things, I am glad that Chase has Diggy Jones. I am glad that Amy did not take him. He is a nice dog who is kinda smart and pretty funny with lots of personality. He is just SO ANNOYING.

He is pretty cute though.